"Well, I say it to myself all the time:
Stop living half a life and stop feeling like I'm half alive."
-Less Than Jake

"A tool may help, but it is the worker behind it that really makes the difference."
-Q

"Those who avoid and run from their hardships are on a carousel of ineducation and immaturity. They are unable to realize that they are headed straight back to the miserable waters they began in."
-Q

"Free time is wasted time."
-Q

"Text messaging is not an instantaneous form of communication."
-Q

"Perfection is fictitious. There's always room for improvement."
-Q

"Nervousness, anxiety, depression, embarrassment, anger, hate, fear, and even pain, are just feelings. You can overcome feelings."
-Q

"You're gonna lively up yourself and don't be no drag."
-Bob Marley

As many of you know, Michael Richards (better known as Kramer) semi-recently got into some trouble after he made some racial comments in one of his comedy acts.  His defensive speech he gave in court was absolutely stunning, so I had to share it with you all:

Proud To Be White

Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc..

And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me 'White boy,' 'Cracker,' 'Honkey,' 'Whitey,' 'Caveman'... and that's OK.

But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink .. You call me a racist.

You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you... so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?

You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day.

You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day.

You have Yom Hashoah. You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi.

You have the NAACP. You have BET... If we had WET (White Entertainment Television), we'd be racists. If we had a White Pride Day, you would call us racists.

If we had White History Month, we'd be racists.

If we had any organization for only whites to 'advance' OUR lives, we'd be racists.

We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, and then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce. Wonder who pays for that?

A white woman could not be in the Miss Black American pageant, but any color can be in the Miss America pageant.

If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships... You know we'd be racists.

There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US . Yet if there were 'White colleges', that would be a racist college.

In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists.

You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.

You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us. But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.

I am proud... But you call me a racist.

Why is it that only whites can be racists?

"There is no good without evil. There is no courage without fear. There is no truth without falsehood."
-Q